OMG UPDATE!

Surprising, isn't it. Oh yes...

This is how bored I am, I even uploaded a picture.

True story. Tell your friends.


So anyway, updates are updates:

I have no job, but I might get one very west and then north. And then west some more. And a bit more north. (Try figuring that one out, those of you who haven't a clue.)
I need a job because I've been sitting on my ass being a pathetic lump of worthlessness. In fact, a pathetic lump is probably worth more than what I have to offer at this point.
But I digress.
Besides that, I might be going to Disneyland again, and I never did tell anyone how that went over:
IT FECKING KICKED SOME SERIOUS ARSE.
I recommend going there to anyone, and if you're extensively rich, try out Disneyworld. It's the same thing for about ten times more.
Because we all know how much rich people like wasting their money on things that they can easily get for cheaper.
AGAIN I DIGRESS. o.o

So this move might be interesting, if I can manage to find a place to live. I know the person I might be working for, although I've been told I won't be getting any special favours.
Because I ask for those all the time, right?
I'll be deaf by the end. Dutch people are loud. Never call them, you might think they've got a megaphone instead of just a regular phone.

One of my friends is being an idiot. Likes being upset about nothing, and likes complaining about it.
I suppose I'm no better. -Gestures at journal-
Except that I'm neither upset nor complaining, except about my one friend. So. There.

Some extrass...

Twilight the movie sucked.
I'm very very hungry now, and I'll probably go eat something fattening and unhealthy at two in the morning, despite that I could lose about ten pounds.
Nothing is better than fattening food when you know you shouldn't have any.
Because it tastes good.
Anyway.
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince had better make up for the last three disgraces that have come out of that amazing series of books. Otherwise, I may not be able to stop myself from picking up the various chattering children in the theater, and throwing them into the mega screen at the front.
Two birds with one stone, I say.

This journal is long. Sorry if it bores you, but to be perfectly honest, I'M MORE BORED THAN YOU ARE.
Lol, I'm assuming.

Ass out of you and me.


I'm going to shut up now, thanks for reading, if you even get this far.